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I visited a monastery and saw a brother frying potato slices. I figured he was the friar, but it turned out he’s only the chip monk.

I accidentally got ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight. No? Try this: Where is the best place to cook an alligator? In a croc pot. Still not there? Well, then, don’t ever confuse burro with burrow or people will say you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.

Clairton High School  class of 1960 has held class reunions every half-decade since their 1970 ten-year event. This year celebrates sixty years since the class crossed the threshold of their class motto, “Bridges to the Moon.” Clairton High School Class of 1960 is a special group. They grew up on the banks of the Monongahela […]

Those who don’t try… Never look foolish.

Stopped by a roadside stand that said, “Lobster Tails $ 2.00.” I paid the $2.00 and the guy starts out, “Once upon a time there was this lobster…”