1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade, v.. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the […]
Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole. Intaxication : Euphoria […]
Hypocrisy and the Media Evidence of March Madness: Three college basketball coaches have dominated sports and “news” media coverage this week. Let’s take a look at how the media has covered each one: Jerry Tarkanian: Elected to the Hall of Fame after being snubbed for decades. Rob Dauster of NBC Sports pretty well sums up […]
Thank you, Jim. talk about Social Distancing. Let me share some reflections… Last night, putting my thoughts together, sitting in my recliner, watching TV, trying to change channels using a Hershey bar, I pondered; Sixty years after graduation, we can’t see, hear or smell. No reaction time, but by God, we all still have our driver’s […]
I visited a monastery and saw a brother frying potato slices. I figured he was the friar, but it turned out he’s only the chip monk.
I accidentally got ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight. No? Try this: Where is the best place to cook an alligator? In a croc pot. Still not there? Well, then, don’t ever confuse burro with burrow or people will say you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.